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Wise Words — Gladbach

“We’re on top now and we’re going to cling on there.

Legendary Quotes

“Offside is when that long asshole plays the

“Offside is when that long asshole plays the ball too late.” (Hennes Weisweiler explaining the offside rule — and “that long asshole,” of course, mean...

ball too late.” (Hennes Weisweiler explaining the offside rule — and “that long asshole,” of course, meant Günter Netzer.)

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Memes and Quips

“If you need a trainer for five matches

“If you need a trainer for five matches again, give me a call.” (Hans Meyer to Franz Beckenbauer after the final day of 2008/09, when Bayern had broug...

again, give me a call.” (Hans Meyer to Franz Beckenbauer after the final day of 2008/09, when Bayern had brought former Gladbach man Jupp Heynckes back as interim coach for five matches.)

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“If you keep playing like that, you’ll be

“If you keep playing like that, you’ll be champions at the end.” (Schalke’s Olaf Thon after a 3:0 defeat in Gladbach on the opening day of 1988/89.

champions at the end.” (Schalke’s Olaf Thon after a 3:0 defeat in Gladbach on the opening day of 1988/89. They were not: Borussia were relegated for the first time.)

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“When Konopka annoyed me too much, Berti would

“When Konopka annoyed me too much, Berti would come over the halfway line and avenge me.

come over the halfway line and avenge me. That went against my pacifist principles, but deep down I felt a certain satisfaction.” (Ewald Lienen on old Gladbach–Köln derbies)

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BMG vs. league average

Equity ratio
25.3%
League avg 34.1%
Wage ratio
57.4%
League avg 47.9%
Liabilities ratio
55.8%
League avg 47%
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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the most famous quotes about Gladbach?
Borussia Moenchengladbach has produced legendary sayings and quotes — from players, coaches and commentators.
Are there memes about Gladbach?
Yes, Borussia Moenchengladbach is part of football meme culture too. The best sayings and memes are in this chapter.
Which sayings are legendary among Gladbach fans?
From memorable press conferences to fan chants — the Wise Words collection.
What does Wise Words cover?
“We’re on top now and we’re going to cling on there.
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